King Charles—the so-called leader of Britain’s shrinking empire—just waltzed into the White House and put on a show for Congress. But let’s be honest: the days when Americans were supposed to bow and scrape before British royalty ended in 1776. This time, Charles looked less like a king and more like a dazed tourist stumbling into a family reunion that no one invited him to. President Trump, in true American fashion, welcomed “Chuck” with the pomp of Revolutionary War soldiers and a statue of Benjamin Franklin, making it pretty clear where America’s real loyalties lie—with freedom, not crowns.
It’s honestly bizarre how many Americans still seem star-struck by the royal circus from across the pond. Have we forgotten that these so-called “elites” only got their power through birth, not brains or grit? The only Royals that matter to any red-blooded American are found on a baseball field, not sitting on a throne making irrelevant speeches. The founding fathers risked everything to get rid of these self-important figureheads. Yet today, there are still people, especially on the left, who gush over British aristocrats while ranting about the evil “patriarchy” and inequality at home. Talk about delusional.
Look at King Charles and his crew. They’re a walking advertisement for everything wrong with inherited power—plain, boring, and utterly disconnected from real life. The two of them look like antiques collecting dust, not role models. And the rest of that so-called “royal family”? It’s a gallery of scandal, perversion, and embarrassment so bad that even tabloids have to double-check the stories. No wonder Britain’s lost its edge—they’re more interested in virtue signaling and apologizing to the world than defending what’s left of their country.
Of course, it was no surprise that Democrats in Congress practically fainted with excitement when Chuck took the microphone. These are the same politicians who pretend to hate authority—unless it’s a foreign king or a globalist bureaucrat pushing their agenda. Give them a royal accent and some climate change slogans, and they’ll applaud until their hands bleed. Charles spent his time lecturing America on “democracy” and “global order,” basically telling taxpayers to keep funding endless wars in places like Ukraine, while Britain sits on the sidelines and reaps the rewards.
The cherry on top? Charles’ sermon about nature being his god, as if Americans need yet another elite telling them to worship at the altar of climate hysteria. Instead of defending Christianity, Britain’s king has traded faith for environmental cultism—swapping the gospel for propaganda from Greta Thunberg, John Kerry, and Al Gore. Americans should thank their lucky stars that our ancestors had the guts to toss these useless monarchs out. Let’s keep it that way, and leave the royalty-worship for those who still think “Rule, Britannia!” is a battle cry instead of a punchline.
Source: American Thinker
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