You just can’t make this stuff up. America is ground zero for a full-blown diarrhea outbreak, and—surprise—Taco Bell has found itself smack in the middle of the mess. Thousands of people all over the country are running to the bathroom thanks to tainted lettuce infecting just about every fresh salad around. Only in Joe Biden’s America do you have to second guess a fast food combo for fear of being chained to the toilet for weeks.
Here’s the kicker: investigators are scrambling to find out where this lettuce nightmare came from, but honestly, the warnings all pointed to Big Lettuce long ago. The experts, those guys who claim they know best but can’t keep our food safe, are finally squinting at a supplier dishing out pre-shredded greens to one of the country’s biggest taco joints. Wouldn’t you know it, the supposed “food safety watchdogs” let it slide for months while Americans suffered. This is what happens with bloated federal agencies—everyone’s so busy banning gas stoves and lecturing us about “climate change” that basic public health falls through the cracks.
So, after all their bureaucratic bumbling and late-night avocado toast meetings, officials are pointing fingers at a food supplier linked to a major lettuce farm. Taco Bell stores in places like Michigan (where the outbreak has hit hardest) were getting shipments from this very operation. Over three thousand folks sick, and more than a hundred sent to the hospital—and the best we get is a leak from some anonymous source? Sounds like the CDC took a few lessons from the FBI, hiding behind their precious “ongoing investigation” while Americans suffer.
Let’s be real—the radical left loves to preach about regulations and big government saving us, but when it’s time to protect our dinner plates, what do we get? Radio silence and PR coverups. Progressive bureaucrats can’t even do their job, but they sure can keep pushing meatless Mondays and “equity” in produce aisles. Here’s an idea: maybe stop obsessing over pronouns and actually keep pathogens out of our lettuce. Guess keeping Americans healthy isn’t trendy enough for today’s woke officials.
At the end of the day, when you trust a government stacked with globalist elites and incompetent left-wing cronies, you’d better stock up on toilet paper. Will anyone on the left ever take responsibility, or should we start asking Mexico for a wall to keep bad lettuce out too?
Source: Townhall
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