The climate cult has been dangling rising sea levels over our heads for decades. They want us all shaking in our boots, convinced that cities like New York and Orlando will end up buried under water. Guess what? Decades have passed. People are still taking selfies in Times Square. Mickey Mouse isn’t swimming with dolphins. Who keeps paying attention to these scare tactics?
Every few years, the left rolls out another so-called “study” to gin up panic. First, it was cars. Then cows. Then light bulbs and hamburgers. It’s always something humans do that “dooms the earth.” But the cities they claimed would be underwater ages ago are doing just fine. You’d think after twenty-five years, these “experts” might check the tide before writing another doomsday report.
Now, the climate crusaders have discovered yet another enemy for their alarmist agenda. This time? Get ready for it—penguin poop. Yes, you read that right. According to their latest piece of “science,” the bird droppings from adorable Antarctic penguins might be melting glaciers. Are we supposed to believe that continents are about to drown because of what waddles out of a flightless bird?
Liberals and their globalist buddies thrive on these conveyor-belt crises. They never admit when they’re wrong. They just change the reason. At this point, you might think maybe they’re just making it up as they go along. Climate change means whatever fits their anti-American goals. It’s about controlling you and your family, not about “saving the planet.”
So now we’re told we need to worry about penguin poop. What’s next—banning wildlife? Taxing zoo tickets? It’s almost funny, if it weren’t so insulting. Instead of fixing real problems, the left keeps inventing new crises to keep good Americans on edge. Maybe the biggest threat to our freedom isn’t rising sea levels—it’s rising liberal nonsense.
Source: Townhall
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