Once again, it’s Earth Day, so the left rolls out its carnival of doom and guilt. The media, Hollywood, and radical activists all start crying about the planet’s looming end. This year, they want Americans to panic about oysters getting STDs and clouds apparently plotting both for and against our existence. Left-wing “experts” bounce between warning us about too many clouds, or not enough, as if all of humanity hangs on whether we get partly cloudy skies or a sunny day.
Now they’re babbling about disease-ridden shellfish. Oysters with sexually transmitted infections! Next, we’ll be forced to eat “eco-friendly” tofu because oysters had a bad fling. Liberals act like every hiccup in nature is humanity’s fault, especially America’s. It’s never China, never globalists with private jets. Nope — it’s always law-abiding, middle-class families who are to blame, even for “oyster intimacy” issues.
But it’s not just sea life the climate fanatics want us to feel bad about. The left dusts off history’s worst moments — even Salem witch trials — all to push their narrative that humans, especially religious conservatives, are a blight on the earth. They rewrite history to smear anyone who questions their climate gospel, but ignore real problems they could be fixing today, like urban crime, inflation, or the border crisis.
Let’s talk about these cloud warnings. Global warming radicals can’t even decide if clouds are heroes or villains. One study claims clouds trap heat and doom us all; another insists clouds deflect sunlight and are our only hope. Flip a coin for their next “settled science” headline. Meanwhile, bureaucrats and big business cash in on green grifts, raking in subsidies while average Americans get hammered by higher energy bills.
This is what liberals deliver: fearmongering, hypocrisy, and policies that hurt hardworking citizens. Earth Day isn’t about saving the planet; it’s a chance for elites and activists to signal virtue, rake in money, and remind everyone else to shut up and obey. Maybe if we had fewer climate priests and more real solutions, America wouldn’t get blamed every time an oyster sneezes.
Instead of buying into the green doomsday cult, maybe it’s time to ask if the real threat to our country isn’t the weather, but the lunacy of left-wing “experts” who invent disasters to get rich and control everything you do. Who knew saving the planet could get so ridiculous?
Source: Redstate
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